tastefullyoffensive:

Always eat your vaggies. [via]

readmyquiet:

Yaaaaaaaaaaas Raven!!! 😩😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍✨🙌

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

image

this is a giraffe

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

swampgallows:

wooliest:

?????

this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life

miss-nerdgasmz:

ceborgia:

zitadevi:

chrissipumpkin:

noworseforwear:

fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

fuck

THIS IS EVEN BETTER WITH THE ARTICLE!!

Well he shouldn’t have been imbibing. The youth was clearly asking for it.

Spectacular.

…Agent Texas.

I don’t know why people teach kids about ‘pimples’ and ‘hormones’ and ‘armpit hair’, and refrain from telling them that if they don’t achieve their billion-dollar dreams at the age of twenty-one, there will still be much more to life. And that when you fail at your first job, it isn’t going to be the end of the world. And eventually you will realize that each person’s world is different and your only job is to figure out what your best world can be.

Hannah Hart, My Drunk Kitchen

the realest life advice you will ever get 

(via helbigandswift)    

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg